Recent funnies
We were drivinghome from a restaurant that had given Ellie some crayons at the table. I hear her from the backseat ask me, “Mom… can you wash crayon out of car seats?” Niiiice. So I ask her if she drew on the car seat. Sadly she a says, “Yes I’m sorry it was an accident!” I look back and it is just a small mark. I tell her it will be OK but please don’t draw in the car anymore. When we get home she pulls me aside and says, “Mom you know that little crayon mark? I think daddy might be kinda mad… what do you say we keep that between YOU and ME?” She was sooo serous about it!
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Our dog needed to go outside and pee so I grabbed his leash and asked Ellie if she wanted to take the dog outside with me. She look right at me and said, “Oh HELL NO I don’t wanna go out there! It’s COLD!”
I only get to laugh at that because she NEVER says bad words. In fact she is very anti-bad word and will let you know immediately if you’re using any foul language. After I stopped laughing she asked me what was so funny and I told her “hell no” is not a good thing to say. She got very embarrassed and cried, “But I heard it on the radio!”
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She was watching The Simpsons and Lisa Simpson was talking about how meat was murder. Ellie looks over to me and admits, “I feel bad for animals mom but I love the taste of death.” I seriously can’t get over this kid!
