Dude just needed a comb
While driving down the road she saw a homeless man holding up a sign.
Myjoha: Mommy what does that man’s sign say?
Me: It says, “Homeless and hungry, please help.”
Myjoha: What does ‘homeless’ mean?
Me: It means you don’t have a house or any place to live.
Myjoha: Then where does his wife sleep?
Me: I don’t think he has a wife sweetie.
Myjoha: Oh ya I don’t think any girls like him because his hair is so messy. If he didn’t have messy hair he could get a wife and a house.
We gave homeless dude a dollar. Maybe he bought a comb.